{"id":167,"date":"2012-12-16T12:12:34","date_gmt":"2012-12-16T12:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/j-applebee.tumblr.com\/post\/38057135795"},"modified":"2012-12-16T12:12:34","modified_gmt":"2012-12-16T12:12:34","slug":"pippaalicerosiedoestumblrinkplinka-mock-turtlefederalistsare-you-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/2012\/12\/pippaalicerosiedoestumblrinkplinka-mock-turtlefederalistsare-you-really\/","title":{"rendered":"pippaalice:\n\nrosiedoestumblr:\n\ninkplink:\n\na-mock-turtle:\n\nfederalists:\n\nare you really&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pippaalice.tumblr.com\/post\/38056771017\/rosiedoestumblr-inkplink-a-mock-turtle\" >pippaalice<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rosiedoestumblr.tumblr.com\/post\/38053639884\/inkplink-a-mock-turtle-federalists-are\" >rosiedoestumblr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/inkplink.tumblr.com\/post\/37340640683\/a-mock-turtle-federalists-are-you-really\" >inkplink<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/a-mock-turtle.tumblr.com\/post\/26863412962\/federalists-are-you-really-bisexual-prove-it\" >a-mock-turtle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/federalists.tumblr.com\/post\/25692351347\/are-you-really-bisexual-prove-it-complete-this\" >federalists<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>are you really bisexual?<\/p>\n<p>Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>omg can I please?<\/p>\n<p>that sounds fun<\/p>\n<p>Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1y55tDf1qhnxro.png\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1yq42ST1qhnxro.png\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1zcDb7G1qhnxro.png\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1zwxxzq1qhnxro.png\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x20mGwTy1qhnxro.png\"\/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh God, this is so fucking true it\u2019s embarrassing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I would completely do total wipeout if I got some kind of bisexual crown at the end of it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Worth if just for the Dan Savage bit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pippaalice.tumblr.com\/post\/38056771017\/rosiedoestumblr-inkplink-a-mock-turtle\" target=\"_blank\">pippaalice<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rosiedoestumblr.tumblr.com\/post\/38053639884\/inkplink-a-mock-turtle-federalists-are\" target=\"_blank\">rosiedoestumblr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/inkplink.tumblr.com\/post\/37340640683\/a-mock-turtle-federalists-are-you-really\" target=\"_blank\">inkplink<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/a-mock-turtle.tumblr.com\/post\/26863412962\/federalists-are-you-really-bisexual-prove-it\" target=\"_blank\">a-mock-turtle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/federalists.tumblr.com\/post\/25692351347\/are-you-really-bisexual-prove-it-complete-this\" target=\"_blank\">federalists<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>are you really bisexual?<\/p>\n<p>Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>omg can I please?<\/p>\n<p>that sounds fun<\/p>\n<p>Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1y55tDf1qhnxro.png\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1yq42ST1qhnxro.png\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1zcDb7G1qhnxro.png\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x1zwxxzq1qhnxro.png\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x20mGwTy1qhnxro.png\"><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh God, this is so fucking true it&rsquo;s embarrassing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I would completely do total wipeout if I got some kind of bisexual crown at the end of it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Worth if just for the Dan Savage bit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":1211,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}