{"id":370,"date":"2013-02-12T11:35:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-12T11:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/?guid=f99b10ca207acdbda871505bb4e8763f"},"modified":"2013-02-12T11:35:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-12T11:35:08","slug":"the-life-of-the-socially-awkward-bisexual-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/2013\/02\/the-life-of-the-socially-awkward-bisexual-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Life of the Socially Awkward Bisexual"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/p>\n

So, along with the label of BISEXUAL I have invisibly stuck on myself, there is also the NERD one.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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I love a good meme.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

<\/span><\/div>\n
Based upon my love of memes, I decided to write my own captions, for…
SOCIALLY AWKWARD BISEXUAL SQUIRTLES.<\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
    \n
  • Bisexual but loses at straight and gay chicken because IS TOO SHY<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Female friend asks if she looks nice\u2026If I compliment her, she\u2019ll think I\u2019m in love with her, if I don\u2019t she\u2019ll think she\u2019s ugly.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Goes to LGBT event \u2013 attractive males assume I\u2019m gay<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Don\u2019t want to appear straight to girls, don\u2019t want to appear gay to guys\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Joins a dating website, listing self as bi. No-one asks for threesomes. I MUST BE HIDEOUS.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Part of a long-term monogamous relationship. \u201cBisexuals sleep around\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • “Double the chance of a date!”. Still forever alone.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Attractive facebook friend. Casual stalk of the About Me section for sexuality clue.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Not sure who to focus on in Tim Burton films\u2026Helena Bonham-Carter or Johnny Depp?<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Comes out as bisexual. Realises is actually pansexual. Has to come out AGAIN.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Bisexual female. Fancy the gay guy or straight girl.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Wears rainbow things, Doc Martens and has a short hair cut. Straight men presume lesbian.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  •  <\/span>\u201cI\u2019m bisexual.\u201d \u201cYeah but which do you prefer?”<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Realise you\u2019re attracted to a straight female in a relationship. Meet her boyfriend and he is attractive too. Not sure who to be jealous of.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Tries to explain pansexuality without joking about kitchens\u2026IMPOSSIBLE.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • To straight men hitting on you in clubs: \u201cI\u2019m gay.\u201d I\u2019m not, but it\u2019s just nicer than \u201cI\u2019m bi, it\u2019s just you aren\u2019t fit.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Overhear someone say \u201cBye\u201d. Automatically become paranoid that they know.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Too straight for the gay community, too gay for the straight community.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Not sure if I\u2019m being friendly or flirty\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Not sure if you\u2019re being friendly or flirty\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • \u201cBisexuals are promiscuous.\u201d Slept with fewer people than most of my friends.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • \u201cUrrr I just don\u2019t understand those bisexuals.\u201d *hides rainbow belt*<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Fancy your straight male friend. He asks for sex tips for the girl he’s with.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • T<\/span>he awkward moment you\u2019re a bisexual, but you get hurt when people use you as an experiment…<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Pansexuality? It just means more gender orientations to be awkward around…<\/span><\/li>\n
  • Can\u2019t decide what to order from the bar. Feel bad for re-enforcing stereotypes.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • \u201cBros before hoes\u201d. *has to imagine a complicated Venn diagram*<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Bisexual. Straight female friends kiss more girls when drunk than I do in my life.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Bisexual? I prefer AMBISEXTROUS HAHAHAHA.” *silence from friends*<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Try to flirt with a girl. She doesn\u2019t notice.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Find straight male friend attractive. He sees you as one of the lads.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  • Parents ask what you want with your curry. Ask for both rice and chips.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
         There are so, so many more in my head\/my awkward life, but at risk of boring you (and because I do really need to write my essays…) I shall leave it there…feel free to add your own\/leave comments\/tell me I’m not alone\/tell me I am indeed the only weird socially awkward one.<\/span><\/div>\n

    <\/span><\/div>\n
         Any ideas for new posts are always welcomed!<\/span><\/div>\n

    <\/span><\/div>\n
    Much loves!<\/span><\/div>\n
    xxx<\/span><\/div>\n
    <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
    <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    <\/p>\n

    So, along with the label of BISEXUAL I have invisibly stuck on myself, there is also the NERD one.<\/p>\n

    <\/span><\/div>\n


    <\/span><\/div>\n
    I love a good meme.<\/p>\n

    <\/span><\/div>\n


    <\/span><\/div>\n
    Based upon my love of memes, I decided to write my own captions, for…
    SOCIALLY AWKWARD BISEXUAL SQUIRTLES.<\/span><\/div>\n
    <\/div>\n
      \n
    • Bisexual but loses at straight and gay chicken because IS TOO SHY<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Female friend asks if she looks nice…If I compliment her, she’ll think I’m in love with her, if I don’t she’ll think she’s ugly.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Goes to LGBT event – attractive males assume I’m gay<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Don’t want to appear straight to girls, don’t want to appear gay to guys…<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Joins a dating website, listing self as bi. No-one asks for threesomes. I MUST BE HIDEOUS.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Part of a long-term monogamous relationship. “Bisexuals sleep around”<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • “Double the chance of a date!”. Still forever alone.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Attractive facebook friend. Casual stalk of the About Me section for sexuality clue.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Not sure who to focus on in Tim Burton films…Helena Bonham-Carter or Johnny Depp?<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Comes out as bisexual. Realises is actually pansexual. Has to come out AGAIN.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Bisexual female. Fancy the gay guy or straight girl.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Wears rainbow things, Doc Martens and has a short hair cut. Straight men presume lesbian.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    •  <\/span>“I’m bisexual.” “Yeah but which do you prefer?”<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Realise you’re attracted to a straight female in a relationship. Meet her boyfriend and he is attractive too. Not sure who to be jealous of.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Tries to explain pansexuality without joking about kitchens…IMPOSSIBLE.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • To straight men hitting on you in clubs: “I’m gay.” I’m not, but it’s just nicer than “I’m bi, it’s just you aren’t fit.”<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Overhear someone say “Bye”. Automatically become paranoid that they know.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Too straight for the gay community, too gay for the straight community.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Not sure if I’m being friendly or flirty…<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Not sure if you’re being friendly or flirty…<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • “Bisexuals are promiscuous.” Slept with fewer people than most of my friends.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • “Urrr I just don’t understand those bisexuals.” *hides rainbow belt*<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Fancy your straight male friend. He asks for sex tips for the girl he’s with.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • T<\/span>he awkward moment you’re a bisexual, but you get hurt when people use you as an experiment…<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Pansexuality? It just means more gender orientations to be awkward around…<\/span><\/li>\n
    • Can’t decide what to order from the bar. Feel bad for re-enforcing stereotypes.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • “Bros before hoes”. *has to imagine a complicated Venn diagram*<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Bisexual. Straight female friends kiss more girls when drunk than I do in my life.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Bisexual? I prefer AMBISEXTROUS HAHAHAHA.” *silence from friends*<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Try to flirt with a girl. She doesn’t notice.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Find straight male friend attractive. He sees you as one of the lads.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
    • Parents ask what you want with your curry. Ask for both rice and chips.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
           There are so, so many more in my head\/my awkward life, but at risk of boring you (and because I do really need to write my essays…) I shall leave it there…feel free to add your own\/leave comments\/tell me I’m not alone\/tell me I am indeed the only weird socially awkward one.<\/span><\/div>\n

      <\/span><\/div>\n
           Any ideas for new posts are always welcomed!<\/span><\/div>\n

      <\/span><\/div>\n
      Much loves!<\/span><\/div>\n
      xxx<\/span><\/div>\n
      <\/p>\n

      <\/span><\/div>\n

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