{"id":561,"date":"2013-08-28T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-28T11:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/j-applebee.tumblr.com\/post\/59579424207"},"modified":"2013-08-28T12:42:00","modified_gmt":"2013-08-28T11:42:00","slug":"the-updated-bingo-card-for-hanging-out-with-geekynerdy-white","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/2013\/08\/the-updated-bingo-card-for-hanging-out-with-geekynerdy-white\/","title":{"rendered":"The updated bingo card for hanging out with geeky\/nerdy white&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/a43c6d1b7213bf3327843352f2b3c7ac\/tumblr_ms8oijRPAg1qd3j1wo1_500.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><strong>The updated bingo card for hanging out with geeky\/nerdy white folks.\u00a0 Still quite British, but now 20% more clueless, privileged and racist!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">The original bingo card is <a href=\"http:\/\/j-applebee.tumblr.com\/day\/2013\/05\/16\" >here<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>I\u2019m still bisexual.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m still hanging around with geeky\/nerdy white folks. I love my friends most of the time, but they also manage to piss me off on a regular basis.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Hence the extended bingo card.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It is still my major resource to surviving interactions with them with my brain intact.<span> And without being incredibly lonely.<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>I\u2019m going to concentrate on the centre four squares, because I actually have a job, and it ain\u2019t this.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>No further explanations of the outer boxes will be given.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Please don\u2019t ask. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><strong><span>Game of Thrones<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>This show manages to tick every single box of what it is like to be on the outside of popular culture, watching horrified at the world around you.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It manages to be racist, misogynistic and triggering to survivors of violence and\/or abuse.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/smokeandstir.org\/2013\/06\/22\/game-of-thrones-racism-and-white-saviors\/\" >http:\/\/smokeandstir.org\/2013\/06\/22\/game-of-thrones-racism-and-white-saviors\/<\/a><span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>So many white geeky\/nerdy folks love this show, and will not shut the hell up about it.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Dare you complain about any of this, and you will encounter the next square on the bingo card.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><strong><span>No other black people around<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>You\u2019ll probably notice how alone you are if you try to speak up about anything.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Not all white folks are racist, but the cluelessness and privelige that many have can leave you flummoxed.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Get used to explaining why things are hurtful, insulting and racist, because that will be your major contribution, whether you like it or not.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><strong><span>Steampunk<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>Or what happened when Goths discovered the colour brown.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Never mind that steampunk is a fictional concept, it\u2019s a case of history repeating itself and ignoring people of colour.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Do an internet search of \u201cSteampunk images of people\u201d and try to find more than three people who are black.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Scroll down a good few pages.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Go on, I\u2019ll wait for you to come back.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Not much luck?<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Yeah.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I thought so.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><strong><span>Racism Apologists<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>I wish this wasn\u2019t on here.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I wish I didn\u2019t have to encounter this in almost every conversation I have with white geeky\/nerdy white folks.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>But I do.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Some examples I\u2019ve personally had to grit my teeth through\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u201cX isn\u2019t racist, it\u2019s artistic.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u201cX isn\u2019t racist, it\u2019s an accurate portrayal of the time period (even if it\u2019s set in the future)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u201cX isn\u2019t racist, because Islam isn\u2019t a race.\u201d (seriously, do not get me started on this one)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u201cX isn\u2019t racist, because Scottish\/Welsh people get called names too. Nobody starts a riot about that.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">Gah.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">Things that didn\u2019t make the card: Esperanto, Torture Garden club night, Richard Dawkins.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">Things I removed from previous card: Slutwalk, Referencing the Guardian newspaper.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><strong><span>And lastly\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><span>Bitcoin.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Seriously?<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Everyone has way too much time on their hands.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/a43c6d1b7213bf3327843352f2b3c7ac\/tumblr_ms8oijRPAg1qd3j1wo1_500.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>The updated bingo card for hanging out with geeky\/nerdy white folks.&nbsp; Still quite British, but now 20% more clueless, privileged and racist!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The original bingo card is <a href=\"http:\/\/j-applebee.tumblr.com\/day\/2013\/05\/16\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span>I&rsquo;m still bisexual.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>I&rsquo;m still hanging around with geeky\/nerdy white folks. I love my friends most of the time, but they also manage to piss me off on a regular basis.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Hence the extended bingo card.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>It is still my major resource to surviving interactions with them with my brain intact.<span> And without being incredibly lonely.<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>I&rsquo;m going to concentrate on the centre four squares, because I actually have a job, and it ain&rsquo;t this.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>No further explanations of the outer boxes will be given.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Please don&rsquo;t ask. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span>Game of Thrones<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>This show manages to tick every single box of what it is like to be on the outside of popular culture, watching horrified at the world around you.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>It manages to be racist, misogynistic and triggering to survivors of violence and\/or abuse.<span>&nbsp; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/smokeandstir.org\/2013\/06\/22\/game-of-thrones-racism-and-white-saviors\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/smokeandstir.org\/2013\/06\/22\/game-of-thrones-racism-and-white-saviors\/<\/a><span>&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>So many white geeky\/nerdy folks love this show, and will not shut the hell up about it.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Dare you complain about any of this, and you will encounter the next square on the bingo card.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span>No other black people around<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>You&rsquo;ll probably notice how alone you are if you try to speak up about anything.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Not all white folks are racist, but the cluelessness and privelige that many have can leave you flummoxed.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Get used to explaining why things are hurtful, insulting and racist, because that will be your major contribution, whether you like it or not.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span>Steampunk<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>Or what happened when Goths discovered the colour brown.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Never mind that steampunk is a fictional concept, it&rsquo;s a case of history repeating itself and ignoring people of colour.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Do an internet search of &ldquo;Steampunk images of people&rdquo; and try to find more than three people who are black.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Scroll down a good few pages.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Go on, I&rsquo;ll wait for you to come back.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Not much luck?<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Yeah.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>I thought so.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span>Racism Apologists<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>I wish this wasn&rsquo;t on here.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>I wish I didn&rsquo;t have to encounter this in almost every conversation I have with white geeky\/nerdy white folks.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>But I do.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Some examples I&rsquo;ve personally had to grit my teeth through&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&ldquo;X isn&rsquo;t racist, it&rsquo;s artistic.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&ldquo;X isn&rsquo;t racist, it&rsquo;s an accurate portrayal of the time period (even if it&rsquo;s set in the future)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&ldquo;X isn&rsquo;t racist, because Islam isn&rsquo;t a race.&rdquo; (seriously, do not get me started on this one)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&ldquo;X isn&rsquo;t racist, because Scottish\/Welsh people get called names too. Nobody starts a riot about that.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Gah.<\/p>\n<p>Things that didn&rsquo;t make the card: Esperanto, Torture Garden club night, Richard Dawkins.<\/p>\n<p>Things I removed from previous card: Slutwalk, Referencing the Guardian newspaper.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span>And lastly&hellip;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>Bitcoin.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Seriously?<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Everyone has way too much time on their hands.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":1211,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,278,281,13,282,22,280,171,166,279,283],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bi","category-bingo","category-british","category-culture","category-game-of-thrones","category-geek","category-nerd","category-poc","category-queer","category-racism","category-steampunk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bimedia.org\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}