BIting the bullet and PANdering to the wants of the masses ;)

Before the ‘Bi-bomb’ post, I feel I should do some clearing up.
Tidy blog, tidy mind, tidy readers.

What is a bisexual? Do they fancy everyone in the world ever?
What is a pansexual? Should I hide my crockery from them?
How long can one girl make puns based around her sexuality?
This, and so much more, coming right up…

Because everyone loves a cheeky definition before I ramble like a llama on speed.
Bisexuality
Bisexuality I take as attraction (either romantic or sexual) to males and females.
This can be 50:50, 60:40, or 90:10.
Note: not attracted to EVERY male and female. Don’t flatter yourself.
If you’re a Kinsey scale fan, you’re basically anywhere on the continuum that isn’t entirely homosexual or entirely heterosexual.
BUT it’s worth saying here not everyone likes labels/some people define things differently to me/not everyone feels like they should be labelled. But I quite like it.
Even though if these things were real labels I’d be a walking post-it note monster.
*daydream*

Pansexuality
Not an attraction to pans (soz/stop worrying about the safety of your kitchen around me. Potential fire risk, but not sexual predator).
Don’t get me wrong, I am fond of my wok but I don’t want to marry/have some form of ‘relations’ with it.
The way I define pansexuality is much like the way Wiki does (ahh Wiki, you are so good to me).
I am attracted to/desire/romantically love people of whatever gender or biological sex.
To be quite honest, I don’t really notice what gender someone is when I become attracted to them…it’s more like: 
“That is a very attractive person, I must get to know them (in the least stalkery manner). Oh, it’s a girl/boy/*insert gender identity here*”
Then as I am clumsy and mildly socially ridiculous, I’ll probably fall over in front of them and swear loudly.

Romantic and/or Sexual?
This one is a bit of a ‘sticking my neck out’ situation, because I genuinely don’t know how anyone else views this/if other bi/pan individuals have the same type of thing, but it’s worth mentioning for the understanding of this type of stuff. 
(Also, if anyone has similar views to me/completely thinks I’m wrong and alone here, let me know in comments :P)
Prepare yourself for some of my brain.

The story so far is that I consider myself as bi/pansexual (most of what label I use depends on how savvy someone is on definitions/how flustered I am when I do the big reveal (oo-er)).

I become attracted to people of all genders, without really paying any attention to what gender they are, but I find that when I end up attracted to a male, it is more often romantically than sexually.

(Note: when I say romantic attraction rather than sexual, I mean my brain does the following:
“Yes you’re very pretty, yes you give me butterflies, yes you make me blush and act more of a tool, I reallyreally like you and want a relationship with you and kisses and cuddles. But I’m not that arsed about the sex.”)

I get sexually attracted to males too, and even if I didn’t this would not make me want to label myself as a lesbian woman, because I still have feelings for males/people of any other gender.

So yeah…hope that cleared some definitions up…
Any thoughts?
Much love and cheesyness,
Squirtles 🙂 x