The Life of the Socially Awkward Bisexual

So, along with the label of BISEXUAL I have invisibly stuck on myself, there is also the NERD one.

I love a good meme.

Based upon my love of memes, I decided to write my own captions, for…
SOCIALLY AWKWARD BISEXUAL SQUIRTLES.

Bisexual but loses at straight and gay chicken because IS TOO SHY
Female friend asks if she looks nice…If I compliment her, she’ll think I’m in love with her, if I don’t she’ll think she’s ugly.
Goes to LGBT event – attractive males assume I’m gay
Don’t want to appear straight to girls, don’t want to appear gay to guys…
Joins a dating website, listing self as bi. No-one asks for threesomes. I MUST BE HIDEOUS.
Part of a long-term monogamous relationship. “Bisexuals sleep around”
“Double the chance of a date!”. Still forever alone.
Attractive facebook friend. Casual stalk of the About Me section for sexuality clue.
Not sure who to focus on in Tim Burton films…Helena Bonham-Carter or Johnny Depp?
Comes out as bisexual. Realises is actually pansexual. Has to come out AGAIN.
Bisexual female. Fancy the gay guy or straight girl.
Wears rainbow things, Doc Martens and has a short hair cut. Straight men presume lesbian.
“I’m bisexual.” “Yeah but which do you prefer?”
Realise you’re attracted to a straight female in a relationship. Meet her boyfriend and he is attractive too. Not sure who to be jealous of.
Tries to explain pansexuality without joking about kitchens…IMPOSSIBLE.
To straight men hitting on you in clubs: “I’m gay.” I’m not, but it’s just nicer than “I’m bi, it’s just you aren’t fit.”
Overhear someone say “Bye”. Automatically become paranoid that they know.
Too straight for the gay community, too gay for the straight community.
Not sure if I’m being friendly or flirty…
Not sure if you’re being friendly or flirty…
“Bisexuals are promiscuous.” Slept with fewer people than most of my friends.
“Urrr I just don’t understand those bisexuals.” *hides rainbow belt*
Fancy your straight male friend. He asks for sex tips for the girl he’s with.
The awkward moment you’re a bisexual, but you get hurt when people use you as an experiment…
Pansexuality? It just means more gender orientations to be awkward around…
Can’t decide what to order from the bar. Feel bad for re-enforcing stereotypes.
“Bros before hoes”. *has to imagine a complicated Venn diagram*
Bisexual. Straight female friends kiss more girls when drunk than I do in my life.
Bisexual? I prefer AMBISEXTROUS HAHAHAHA.” *silence from friends*
Try to flirt with a girl. She doesn’t notice.
Find straight male friend attractive. He sees you as one of the lads.
Parents ask what you want with your curry. Ask for both rice and chips.

There are so, so many more in my head/my awkward life, but at risk of boring you (and because I do really need to write my essays…) I shall leave it there…feel free to add your own/leave comments/tell me I’m not alone/tell me I am indeed the only weird socially awkward one.

Any ideas for new posts are always welcomed!

Much loves!

xxx