So, along with the label of BISEXUAL I have invisibly stuck on myself, there is also the NERD one.
Based upon my love of memes, I decided to write my own captions, for...
SOCIALLY AWKWARD BISEXUAL SQUIRTLES.
- Bisexual but loses at straight and gay chicken because IS TOO SHY
- Female friend asks if she looks nice…If I compliment her, she’ll think I’m in love with her, if I don’t she’ll think she’s ugly.
- Goes to LGBT event – attractive males assume I’m gay
- Don’t want to appear straight to girls, don’t want to appear gay to guys…
- Joins a dating website, listing self as bi. No-one asks for threesomes. I MUST BE HIDEOUS.
- Part of a long-term monogamous relationship. “Bisexuals sleep around”
- "Double the chance of a date!". Still forever alone.
- Attractive facebook friend. Casual stalk of the About Me section for sexuality clue.
- Not sure who to focus on in Tim Burton films…Helena Bonham-Carter or Johnny Depp?
- Comes out as bisexual. Realises is actually pansexual. Has to come out AGAIN.
- Bisexual female. Fancy the gay guy or straight girl.
- Wears rainbow things, Doc Martens and has a short hair cut. Straight men presume lesbian.
- “I’m bisexual.” “Yeah but which do you prefer?"
- Realise you’re attracted to a straight female in a relationship. Meet her boyfriend and he is attractive too. Not sure who to be jealous of.
- Tries to explain pansexuality without joking about kitchens…IMPOSSIBLE.
- To straight men hitting on you in clubs: “I’m gay.” I’m not, but it’s just nicer than “I’m bi, it’s just you aren’t fit.”
- Overhear someone say “Bye”. Automatically become paranoid that they know.
- Too straight for the gay community, too gay for the straight community.
- Not sure if I’m being friendly or flirty…
- Not sure if you’re being friendly or flirty…
- “Bisexuals are promiscuous.” Slept with fewer people than most of my friends.
- “Urrr I just don’t understand those bisexuals.” *hides rainbow belt*
- Fancy your straight male friend. He asks for sex tips for the girl he's with.
- The awkward moment you’re a bisexual, but you get hurt when people use you as an experiment...
- Pansexuality? It just means more gender orientations to be awkward around...
- Can’t decide what to order from the bar. Feel bad for re-enforcing stereotypes.
- “Bros before hoes”. *has to imagine a complicated Venn diagram*
- Bisexual. Straight female friends kiss more girls when drunk than I do in my life.
- Bisexual? I prefer AMBISEXTROUS HAHAHAHA." *silence from friends*
- Try to flirt with a girl. She doesn’t notice.
- Find straight male friend attractive. He sees you as one of the lads.
- Parents ask what you want with your curry. Ask for both rice and chips.
There are so, so many more in my head/my awkward life, but at risk of boring you (and because I do really need to write my essays...) I shall leave it there...feel free to add your own/leave comments/tell me I'm not alone/tell me I am indeed the only weird socially awkward one.
Any ideas for new posts are always welcomed!
Much loves!
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